Friday, April 30, 2010

Are you the boss

What does it takes to be the boss?

The Parrot

One day a man goes to a parrot shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the special parrots section and asks the man to choose one.

The man asks, ''How much is the one on the right?''
The assistant says, 'a $ 100.'' The man is surprised and asks the assistant why this parrot is so expensive. The assistant explains, 'This parrot is very special. He whistles and sings'

'What about the other two the left?' the man asks.
The assistant says, 'They costs $ 200 a piece, because they also speak, answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.'

'What about the gray one in the middle?' the man asks.
The assistant says, 'That one's $900 !'
The man says, ''What does HE do?''

The assistant says, 'I don't know, but the other parrots call him boss.'